The Five Stages of Operations Grief
I think I’ve spotted a trend. I’ve been developing software for over 10 years now, and I have observed a humorous pattern (well humorous sometimes) when it comes to telling your operations guy something is broken in production.
My current ops lead Philip is a perfect example of this behavior. Tell him something is busted in prod, and he delivers a series of predictable responses. So without further delay, I give you the Five Stages of Operations Grief:
Me: “Philip, user’s arent getting any email from our website.”
- Denial: ”Wasn’t me.”
- Anger: “You want me to wake up NOW and fix it?”
- Bargaining: “Can it wait till I wake up?”
- Depression: “I can’t believe I have to wake up and fix it.”
- Acceptance: “Sigh…. Try it now.”