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Life at an Internet Startup by Keith Forsythe

The Five Stages of Operations Grief

I think I’ve spotted a trend.  I’ve been developing software for over 10 years now, and I have observed a humorous pattern (well humorous sometimes) when it comes to telling your operations guy something is broken in production.

My current ops lead Philip is a perfect example of this behavior.   Tell him something is busted in prod, and he delivers a series of predictable responses.  So without further delay, I give you the Five Stages of Operations Grief:

Me: “Philip, user’s arent getting any email from our website.”

  1. Denial:  ”Wasn’t me.”
  2. Anger: “You want me to wake up NOW and fix it?”
  3. Bargaining: “Can it wait till I wake up?”
  4. Depression: “I can’t believe I have to wake up and fix it.”
  5. Acceptance: “Sigh…. Try it now.”

December 7, 2010 Posted by | Development Management | Leave a Comment

   

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